Incoming Transmission

Join you? JOIN YOU? You want me to throw myself into the flailing appendages of the first bunch of random aliens I run into? I just... I don't even... hold on, let me just get this straight... You ACTUALLY thought that I would swear some kind of fealty to you, even though I don't know ANYTHING about your bizarre empire or its sordid past? Are you for real? I don't know what's worse, that you would even suggest... well... actually... on second thought... what the hell, why not? Sign me up. No, no, I'm serious! I'm getting some good vibes here, and I think this could turn into quite the adventure. I hereby pledge my loyalty to you for the next 2,000 years. In fact, let's make that 5,000.

The command below will trigger the "Incoming Transmission" event in Stellaris:

When this event fires, you can choose between these 3 options:

• What can you do?
• What should we call you?
• Welcome to the …!

Stellaris events fire in chains — one event leads to the next. Here is how Incoming Transmission (graygoo.406) connects.